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"Stephen has the very rare gift of being able to talk about accounts, taxation and finance in comprehensible English. His advice is therefore not only valuable, it is intelligible too."
SBC 100 Newsletter - May 2006
Welcome to Stephen Carter's Newsletter - sent to smaller businesses in the Southeast, and to those who do business with them.
 
 
 

Wireless Keyboards

A great invention with one annoying side-effect - the Caps Lock light is missing! Some systems have it on the receiver unit but who looks at that?!

Toggles In Tray is the answer - a clever utility available to download from the internet that puts a light in your system tray!

PAYE

A timely reminder that you can file all P11D's as well as year end payroll forms electronically, either using your payroll program or by keying in the data manually on the HMRC website. It's painless and for small businesses, profitable since you still get a rebate for doing it on-line.  Why not register for electronic VAT submissions at the same time?

Humour

Thanks (or maybe not) to Shaun.

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says
"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"

 
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